![]() ![]() He talks about death, practical jokes, one of which he played on his sister. He then talks about the show Interventionand has an amusing little bit on alternate endings to movies. Tosh continues to mock people, places and things throughout the show like Johnny Depp who is in his late 40s and feels the need to accessorize. He follows this up by stating that he should write Snapple facts. He then dispenses a somewhat interesting but ultimately pointless fact about kangaroos. He badmouths The Black Eyed Peas and Fergie. He then talks about troubled athletes such as Michael Phelps and Kobe Bryant. He also bashes the Winter Olympics and the national anthem. Tiger Woods and Jesse James are then mentioned. He discusses Chris Brown, domestic violence and cheating on women. He delves into people’s stupidity and Parkinson’s disease. He then segue ways into how he gave a commencement speech at a high school. He then rants about gay marriage, the Amish, Snuggies, the economy and the elderly. He then goes into extremely inappropriate territory by talking about having sex with babies. He then fantasizes about David Beckham and Brad Pitt having a child together and how beautiful that baby would be. He then goes into this bit about sitting on the toilet reverse and flat ironing his pubic hair. Tosh then talks about his girlfriend, how she worries about him getting shot on stage, hangnails and getting ready to go out at night. He then dispenses jokes about random subjects starting with illegal immigration, jury duty, stereotypes and the law. He then informs the audience that he’s not good performing live hinting that he fares better on Tosh.0. He starts things off appropriately by insulting his host city. He is politically incorrect and knows how offensive he is. This marks the sarcastic humorist’s third special.įilmed in San Francisco, Happy Thoughts is a more than adequate platform for Tosh to dump on pretty much everyone and everything. Fans of the cynical comic are certainly in for a treat with his latest performance Happy Thoughts now out on DVD. From his various stand up sets to his acclaimed Comedy Central program Tosh.0, he definitely knows how to tickle one’s funny bone. I just hope that when parents let their kids run around in #24 jerseys, they have the decency to say: 'well come on, number 8 was the rapist.'ĭaniel Tosh: The national anthem blows.In the past few years Daniel Tosh has established himself as a very talented comedian. Cuz Kobe was accused of rape, and all he had to do was settle in court for millions of dollars, change his jersey number and win a championship and that soulless town in LA couldn't be prouder. That's when you throw change on sluts.ĭaniel Tosh: The first thing Michael Phelps should have done when that photo came out was call Kobe Bryant's publicist. Getting to break records before black people were allowed to play? Excuse me, where is that asterisk? Why don't people talk about that?ĭaniel Tosh: I came up with my own expression. ![]() for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of.ĭaniel Tosh: We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. You'll end up on YouTube without a head, and there's no web redemption for that.ĭaniel Tosh: Thank you. I've never once been at work, capsized in a 40 degree water, watched all my co-workers die, and be like, "Hey, at least we'reĭaniel Tosh: Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.ĭaniel Tosh: Don't get lost on a hike there. I've watched the deadliest catch on Discovery. Thanks for coming out.ĭaniel Tosh: It's not a stereotype if it's always true.ĭaniel Tosh: You ever hear this expression? The worst day of fishing is better than the best day at work. ![]() I have a television show.ĭaniel Tosh: Being an ugly woman is like being a man. Oh, how the masterpiece is crystal up hereĭaniel Tosh:, but once paint hits canvas, I develop Parkinson's.ĭaniel Tosh: I can say that. See, because I'm a brilliant painter, minus my God-awful brushstrokes. Oh, you struggle with that part where we find out what you know? Oh. ![]() Daniel Tosh: Don't you love it when people in school are like, "I'm a bad test taker"? You mean, you're stupid. ![]()
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